
Animal Kingdom

Rivers of Light show.
Have a pleasant dinner of macaroni cheese and pulled pork. Will have to add this to our regular menus back home – see recipes.
Rivers of light:
American Dad – Francine’s song Saudi Arabia worst place in the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYNyJnOZdqg

What comedian sent me this. I’d rather lick piss off a nettle than sponsor that futtocking arse-mungel. If he ever gets into power then it’s time to pack our bags and head for North Korea.

Rivers of Light show.



Circle B Bar reserve.
Then it’s over to Disney Celebration for a relaxing Starbucks by the lake. This place really is like something out of the stepford wives. Having a relaxing Starbucks by the lake watching them decorate the Christmas tree. Yes, we know it’s only November, perhaps someone will inform the greedy gnomes on the 96th floor of the Disney marketing tower.

Circle B Bar
Some oh so politically incorrect muslim jokes:
Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?
A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.
Q: How does every Islamic joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: What’s the difference between a Muslim and a vampire? A: At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.
Q: How does a Muslim close the door? A: Islams it.
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Middle Eastern beauty contest? A: Me neither.
Q: What do you call a drunken Muslim? A: Mohammered.

Disney Celebration.
Another Starbucks moment down at Disney Springs while Wendy gets her retail therapy in the ginormous Disney store. Hopefully she can resist the picturesque Disney gift cards this time – subtle dig. Treat her to a new Tinkerbell necklace and ear rings for her birthday present. You can never have too many Tinkerbell necklaces.

The Bobbit Worm just one of the many amazing creatures on Blue Planet 2.

Wendy watching out.
Then we’re off down to the Boardwalk for lunch, well at least for Wendy. Try to book a meal for Thanksgiving no chance, you’d think they were “giving” it away. Have a pleasant stroll around and then set off for some excitement at the Florida Mall.

Yeah, Virgin Upper Class flight to New York booked. Park City here we come.



Kayaking in Winter Park. Alas no gators.
After kayaking we get to see this awesome hawk just hanging out in the car park. Then we have a stroll back into Winter Park for a relaxing Starbucks. Everything this week is so laid back and relaxing.

Awesome Red Shouldered Hawk in Winter Park.

George Carlin on Americans:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us2j-9pvFpw&feature=em-subs_digest-vrecs
Wow just a lazy, relaxing, stay by the pool sort of day. You almost feel guilty for doing nothing but just enjoying the sun. Funny we never feel guilty doing nothing at home, amazing what a bit of sun can do.
Wendy has some excitement with her weekly shop.
More Game Of Thrones in the evening. Puppies complete with chapel hat pegs, nudity and sex every 10 minutes to keep your attention. No wonder it’s so popular. It’s also a tad blood thirsty. Despite the sex scenes I seem to be warming to it, even though Knights, dungeons and dragons is not really my scene. But there is a way of avoiding 80+ hours of viewing and get the sex scene essence of Game Of Thrones in just 16 minutes. Yes, Huffington Post have kindly produced the Perverts Guide To Game Of Thrones, a 16 minute compilation of all the sex scenes and nudity – click here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/17/game-of-thrones-sex-scene_n_1601883.html.
What Pat Condell knows about Islam: