Some horrendous road works with 20 minute delays. Even the lady in the most expensive gas station in America gets held up each morning for 20 minutes and has been 20 minutes late for work every day this week. Obviously either bone idle or a taco shy of a combination plate, FSM forbid she should leave 20 minutes earlier.
Quite lucky as we have to drive all the way across from the East side of Yosemite over to the Yosemite Village so we get to see more of the park. We’ve done this drive before, but this time we don’t get a bear dashing out in front of us. It’s still one pretty amazing drive.
You get all this amazing park for just $25 for 7 days. Amazing. We buy an annual pass for $80 which gives us free access for a year to all the NP and any area with the title “National” in it. Worth every penny of it, unusual – nay rarer than a bible seller in Iran – for me to say it.Arrive in our next home which is a NP Employees home, in the secluded off limits area of the village, so no tourists, just us and Rangers. Because we’re surrounded by Rangers the homes unlocked – something we’re not used to even though Belthorn is quite remote. The homes lovely. An awesome location and has to be one of the most hospitable and well organised Home Exchanges we’ve been in. They’ve thought of everything to make a guests stay pleasant, unlike some home exchanges where they’re just playing at it and haven’t a clue about hospitality. Meet our new host. Then we get settled in. Have a pleasant stroll down to the visitors Centre to get information on our walks.
Amazing we have Internet here. It’s free and 10Mbps, I’m orgasmic after being the equivalent of the dark side of the moon for over 10 days. Perhaps the shakes will disappear and my fingers will now stop hovering over an imaginary keyboard. There’s no TV but that’s no great loss, as we’ve the Internet, BBC iPlayer and Netflix all on my iPad – civilized.
Well despite all the rants and the ravings about the religion of pieces and permanent offense, I think it’s about time to include some of the brighter sides of life. The daily highlights and items of good news that help ride the wave of life, as recommended by my guru, Hal, from Park City. It’s certainly going to be a challenge, but new rule is no good news – Ride the Wave of Life – then no blog for that day.
Today’s highlight was the pretty young lady holding a stop sign on the road to Yosemite. “You’ll only be a few moments. Would you like one of these candies?”. How nice is that. A simple attempt to make even the most frustrating travel hold ups pleasant.
Under the Terrorism Act 2000, the Home Secretary may proscribe an organisation if he believes it is concerned in terrorism. For the purposes of the Act, this means that the organisation: commits or participates in acts of terrorism; prepares for terrorism; promotes or encourages terrorism (including the unlawful glorification of terrorism); or is otherwise concerned in terrorism.
On the basis of the evidence since 9/11 and the contents of the koran isn’t it time that islam was designated a proscribed organisation?
Call in at the village store for some vitals and then it’s back home for a pleasant evening with a good beer (rare for America) and some Zinfandel.
Today’s tale of inspiration comes from the aptly name “Inspiration Point” in Yosemite. An awesome view down the whole of Yosemite Valley, breathtaking, no picture can possibly do it justice. Thanks to the National Parks of America, who celebrate their centenary this years, for looking after these magnificent places and protecting them for the generations to come. Truly “America’s best idea”.
I think perhaps I have to revise my favourite National Park from Zion to Yosemite, it’s a close thing.
Carlin on how to speak English:
Fairy Tales and Fables – The Quran
If Allah is a supreme being, creator of the universe and all that codswallop, how come he could not send simple messages that could not be misconstrued, distorted, perverted and would stand the test of time. Look at the 10 commandments, fairly simple, straight forward, have stood the test of time and fairly difficult to pervert to some fanatics own agenda.
Instead we have pronouncements that are so confusing there’s a whole industry surrounding their interpretation and true meaning. Yet surely all these experts, inmans and soothsayers are guilty of blasphemy, by attempting to interpret the word of the supreme being.
The best dhimmi interpretation I’ve ever heard is that “kill them…..”, doesn’t mean physically kill them but to “kill them with kindness”. I’m still waiting for a benign interpretation of “chop off….”.
Get some great photos of half dome. I’ll probably need a week to cull the hundreds of photos we’ve taken. Every view is so awesome and precious that you really begrudge deleting any of them.
Call in for a coffee in the village Deli. It’s oh some warm and sunny out. Then it’s back home for a good old stag chilli, beer and Zinfandell.
Then to finish the day off on a dirty raincoat brigade view we encounter a young piece of eye candy flouncing down the street in only shorts and a see through bra, fortunately it wasn’t a cold day!
We’re both fans of Patagonia clothes. Yes, they’re expensive but they last and last. We were quite surprised to see a stall in the visitors centre advertising Ptagonias repair department. Apparently you can send any damaged or worn Patagonia clothes back and they will try and repair them in a bid to stop waste. There’s a charge but what a great way to stop waste. Also came across this. As discarded clothing piles up in landfills around the country, a handful of companies are trying to save some of those garments and give them new life.
The Renewal Workshop is one of these. It takes shirts, jackets and other items damaged during manufacturing, then repairs and resells them for 30 to 50 percent off the original price, co-founder Nicole Bassett told The Huffington Post. Its goal is to prevent imperfect items, which traditional retailers can’t sell in stores, from being tossed in the trash.
This weekend is cleanup weekend in the National Park when thousands of volunteers come up here and go round picking up litter.
How great is that. They deserve our thanks for such a great job.
What a pity that any scrot can even consider littering this place.
In my opinion artificial intelligence, the singularity – when AI exceeds human intelligence, mind you we’ve encountered quite a few humans with less intelligence than a Sinclair Spectrum – represents the 2nd biggest risk to mankind this century.Interesting article https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_Letter_on_Artificial_Intelligence.
You may well be asking, so what does Victor think is the 1st and 3rd biggest threat this century. Well here goes:
1st threat – Islam the religion of pieces, permanent offence and world domination.
3rd threat – climate change.
After my early morning stroll I do my blog, sat out on a rocking chair on the front porch with a coffee. Watching the deer grazing around me whilst the squirrels are either frolicking or perhaps it’s a male trying to perpetuate it’s genes, but it seems that perhaps the female has an headache. Talking of which, there I am soaking up all this nature and suddenly I’m struck on the head by a low flying acorn trying to sow it’s oats. Ow that hurts, perhaps I have concussion – should I sue?We catch the shuttle down to Bridal falls. It’s still got a trickle flowing over it and results in yet more photos.
Catch the shuttle to the world famous Awahnee Hotel, now renamed by some scurrilous greedy marketing executive as the Majestic Hotel. There I sin and have an afternoon beer. Very swish, very expensive but can you believe you can’t get a snack with your vintage champagne priced beer.
Catch a couple of great NP films in the visitors centre then it’s back home for two weary foot soldiers. Coffee on the front porch with a Flying Spaghetti Monster spaghetti strainer on my head to protect me from randy low flying acorns.
In the evening our host comes home and we go out to dinner at the Yosemite Lodge. Have a very interesting and pleasant evening.
Out for an early morning stroll to Yosemite falls. Wow it’s awesome here. Nature in all its majesty. The sheer scale of this valley is mind blowing. How lucky can we be to experience it.
THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY “THOMAS COOK VACATIONS”
FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS: “We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning.”
“It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”
“I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes.”
“My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were
placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”
Remember they vote and walk amongst us!
Pack the car and we’re of for our next adventure in Madera, just outside Fresno. But before we leave we must take a 1 hour detour to a Glacier Point. Awesome, rad, narley there are not words or photos that do the vista from it justice. It has to be one of the most stunning views we’ve ever seen. Well worth the 1 hour detour.
It’s goodbye to Yosemite. Hopefully we’ll be back.
In the afternoon we arrive at our next home exchange. Our most stunning home exchange ever, more on that in our next blog.
WE ARE AT WAR. WHEN will our leaders – and the progressive, liberal, lefty, do gooder, politically correct, multicultural stormtroopers who got us into this mess – accept that militant islam is at war with us. They cling with destructive obstinacy to their cherished policies of mass immigration and cultural diversity.
WHEN will our leaders acknowledge that militant Islam is the problem, not housing, poverty, lack of opportunity, lack of education or mental illness.
WHEN will our leaders start to tackle the problem. Prayers, candles, all night vigils, flowers, days of mourning, laser light shows, kind words and moderate muslims will not solve the problem.
WHEN will our leaders realise that Sharia and this barbaric 7th century ideology are totally incompatible with Western democracy. If they’re in any doubt that the ideology of peace and permanent offence is the problem, go read the quran.
WHEN will our leaders realise that the nonsense word islamaphobia is the shovel to dig our own graves with. A phobia is an irrational fear. It would be irrational not to fear islam.WHEN will our leaders do something before we have such an extreme right wing reaction that will make Nazi Germany look like Disney land.
Let’s hope our leaders wake up, smell the cordite and blood stained pavements, before it’s too late. It’s time for some action, some practical steps to defeat militant islam and it’s barbaric ideology. “You can be full of kindness and love, but you cannot sleep next to a mad dog.” Buddhist saying.
Clinging with destructive obstinacy to their cherished policies of mass immigration and cultural diversity, they refuse to face up to the lethal Islamist threat in our midst.